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Sunday, 26 July 2009

The Classic Lover

Hey baby,

It's been a while since I updated, but today, I did a quiz while eating dinner that I wanted to share with you:). I think this is a fairly accurate quiz and I wanted you to do it too. It basically classified you into a type of lover. I am deemed the classic lover (The prince is me:) and I hope that princess is you...maybe you will dye your hair blonde in the future haha)
The Classic Lover
45% partner focus, 29% aggressiveness, 50% adventurousness
Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:

You prefer your romance and love to be traditional rather than daring or out-of-the-ordinary, you would rather be pursued than do the pursuing and, when it comes to physical love, you concentrate more on enjoying the experience rather than worrying about your performance.

This places you in the Lover Style of: The Classic Lover.

The Classic Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and is the closest it comes to the classic images of the princess in the tower, or the romantic and chivalrous knight, or the hero/heroine from a Disney film. The Classic Lover is a treasure to find, though it can be difficult to do so because they sometimes tend to be shy and/or difficult to successfully court.

In terms of physical love, the Classic Lover again can be shy, and often needs more in terms of emotional security to feel comfortable than some of the other Types. Given the right setting, and the right lover, the Classic Lover can be a delight in bed.

Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Romantic Lover (most of all) or the Devoted Lover, or the Liberated Lover.

Floppy

Sunday, 12 July 2009

The Ontario Science center

Hey Flappy,

   I went to the science center with my brother on Canada day and took quite a lot of photos so I can show you the new reptilian exibit. I don't know why but my brothers camera won't upload photos on my computer so I finally took the initiative to transfer them onto a usb disk on the downstairs comp so I can upload them there:P.

   I will start off with showing you my favorite exhibit of that day.

The Iguana liked me a lot and kept on moving its head which was basically very exciting for us because all the other lizards just stood stationary. I think we should totally get one when we can:). It feeds only on plants so we can just feed it the vegetable wastes from our cooking.

I took a picture of these ones because I think they resemble us alot:). I will be the big one and you can be the 2nd big one on top of me and the other two can be our kids. I definately do NOT have as big a totoro as that thing....yet:P.
This snake was HUGE. It was some sort of python that squeezed its victims to death. I took this picture cuz it sorta looks like floppy. Ya, this was the snake that spoke to me in parsaltongue. It said "YYYOOOUUUUURRR GGIIRRLLLFFRRIIEENDDDDDD IZZZZZ VVERRYYYY PRREEETTTYYY. ANNNDDDD YOOUU ARREEE VERYYRYRYYY LLUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKYYYYyyyyyyyy!!!!". In parseltongue, it goes something like this "SHSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSHHEEESHHHHEESSSSSSSSEEEEE"

Anyways, this snake was sleeping, but I thought its camoflauge was quite interesting. This is the reason why I could never live in a place like Brazil. Can you imagine these things jumping at you from your garden? I'd prolly have to tell you to handle it since you like snakes so much:p.
I took this picture just for you. In case your wonder, no I am not in jail nor am I stripping in a cage at a night club holding a dildo. This was the banging place where I was the highlight of your science center trip last time:P. Ya, the funny thing was, there was also a presentation going on at that time, but I didn't bang this time because you were not there:(.
This is my brother eating his munchies. He's a fat kid and those munchies were overpriced!!!. This was the point in our journey where we were too tired to walk anymore and the point when I decided to call you up in Vancouver:).

I hope you enjoyed my lizard exhibit:). Talk to you soon.
Flooppyyyyy

Wednesday, 08 July 2009

Reminiscing Center Island

This is my Jennifer and I love her a lot. She is my favorite because she makes me happy alot. In this picture taken at Center Island, she reminds me of a sexy Benjamin Button. She is a man of many talents;) lol. For one, she can Stalk a swan with talents similar to that of a Ninja.
Her attempts of catching the swan were futile. Nevertheless, she was more successful than I ever was. I never knew I could have so much fun at Center Island. When I went with my family or school, it was always so boring but my baby made it such a fun day:D. She cooked us all sorts of new and exotic foods I've never tasted before. I hope nobody else reads this because I was so proud that day to eat the delicious meal my baby made while watching Rose/Chris chew on their egg salad sandwiches (Don't tell Rose/Chris I said this;)). Jen's fish/rich combo was 1 million times better than pizza. I would trade away pizza for life to eat that meal again:). After our exquisite picnic in which several ducks were following me as a result of my Manly attractive smell, we arrived at a bike booth in which we decided to ride a heavy ass bicycle to aid us in our transportation. Too bad we had no cash...OH NOOOOO. We learned the valuable lesson of always carrying cash when going out for fun:D (A lesson that jen has yet to remember because of her reliance on plastic). I hope in Taiwan, your family never forgets to keep some cash with you because its dangerous over there without cash (And I don't think Taiwan accepts credit cards lol....maybe they accept stamps;)) Anyways, we got quite lucky as they actually took credit cards as deposit so we rented our carbike to speed up our journey.
Little did we know, the carbike was actually very hard to peddle, or maybe we were just really really out of shape. In addition to my baby's many talents, she has a very unique one that I have never seen before. SHE CANT DRIVE STRAIGHT. It is indeed a talent to be uncapable of driving straight. All you have to do is hold your hands firmly on the wheel, but my baby is quite talented at NOT driving straight:P haha. There were some scary moments, and some funny ones as well:).
Here we are, me driving to keep us safe while my Jen eating cuttlfish chips:). We're a happy couple eh? After biking, we reached my favorite part of the day, rock skipping. Although I have no pictures or video to help me remember the moment, I will never forget. I will never forget because she still owes me 3 hrs of you know what;). She skipped her first rock with me and in doing so, lost her rock skipping virginity to me. She thought I was a horrible skipper of rocks, but little did she know, I won the national rock skipping tournament in the year 2005 at my school. I made her a deal which went something like this, "If I can skip a rock four THOUSAND times, then we have to play for 4 hours.". Unhesitantly, she took my offer not knowing I was the national rock skipping champion of 2005. Guess what? I skipped that rock like I've never skipped a rock before and I skipped it 4001 times across lake Ontario and back in less then a second. To the untrained eye, it seemed like I only skipped it four times, but me and Jen were trained and we knew it skipped 4001 times. So ya, she still owes me 3 hours of play time;). I won't forget.
After our fun escape from reality, we decided to have a swinging competition. Now, I don't like to brag or anything, but swinging came naturally to me. Jen had no idea I was the national swinging champion of 2005 as well. I think I impressed her with my swinging. In fact she was so impressed, she decided to film me for all to see:).
Ya I know I look gay in the video, but its technique. Substance over style is my motto. After all this amazing fun, we decided to rest a bit and play some cards. Well, I don't know what was up with me that day, but I won EVERYTHING:D. I'm just a natural born chamption:P haha. We headed home after our card games:). On our way back, me and Jen got into a spat, and to be honest, I don't even remember about what. But what I do remember was how this was such a great day:) and that she still owes me 3 hours of play time that she needs to pay back. There is interest you know;)

Floppy:)

Wednesday, 01 July 2009

ABRA KADABRA ALAKAZAM (I love pokemon:))

Dear Flappy,

Today, I have been motivated by Matt Damon to work out and eventually, one day, emulate his godlike sculpted body. I decided to watch The Bourne Identity today while awaiting your text message. I was halfway through before your text message politely interrupted me:). With your safe arrival in Vancouver, happiness flooded my veins. Not because you left me, but because your trip was safe. Knowing you, there would have been some perv trying to look up your short skirt, however, NOT TODAY because i bewitched you with my blessings for a wonderful flight. Anyways, here are some pictures that I dug up from my camera. They make me laugh haha:)....and I hope they make you laugh too:P. You're so hot baby and I hope you find my totoro picture hot too;) lmao.
MY FAVORITE:)
Floppy